Is being Lunatic a crime?

An excerpt from THE Transcript:


ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?

ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega

Someone: No

ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)

ME: do u have ears?

ME: do u have white fone?

ME: den u have ear-white-fone

ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone

ME: eureka !!!

ME now i will increase India GDP rate.

(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)


ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working

Someone: u r mad

Someone: dat is wat i can say




Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”

Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)

Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You


Song of the moment: Jeevan ki ghadi chuti ( Ek chalis ki last local)

My Dating Sojourn

Phew!!!!Am i tired??C'mmon ,This is going to be my first affair with blog world...not at all ..bingo!!!
so start reading..ok,just a second..first diclaimer-cum-acknowledgement:it has to be there/here ): no pun intended.
Prologue:
ohh my god!!why i want to put all the things in my 1st post !!!
"This blog contains facts of my life@others (which include mavericklad,shichi,raqib,pizzagurl,manp,inny,waby,babli and many other countables).These all helped me in this watershed event..whenver i feel like pulling someone's leg,they provided theirs..with great faith in me(in my ability). Although,they are equally good at pulling legs..it's only that i do not provide them mine. enuff,BC (what !! blog crapping..jesus..)
What should i write in Disclaimer part..think of ur own..see,how interactive i'm..giving a chance to level the playing field...prospective manager."
Lets start (dating sojourn*) in chronological reverse order:


Sojourn 1:


Time: Boy,i'm goin to date somebody.Do i need to remember T.I.M.E ?
Place: Chalo dildaar chale,chaand ke paar chale...
Date: chhhhh...I'm on date.

Starring: linkinrustle -The Eros ,The Cupid stupid or the stupid Cupid...former or later,we will make it clear together in this romantic-and they lived happily thereafter-movie.

Introducing:piny -The Aphrodite,The Venus.



Our hero is on a rick-shaw.

Intentionally,i censored the scene where our hero negotiates with rick-shaw wale bhaiya(one among all bhaiyaaazzzzzz) that he will pay 10 rupees not 15.After,10 minutes of brotherly talk,with mutual consent,hero will pay only 10 rs/-

Hero: Bhaiya,jaldi chalao..late ho raha hoon..nahi time pe pahuncha to bhag jaayegi...

Bhaiya(rick-shaw puller):itni tej to chala raha hoon,ab kya thokar maar doon aapke 10 rs ke liye...

Hero: are bhaiya,15 le lena...ab to jaldi chalao.
Atlast,i reached my destination.
"i shuold give him 10 only"
and the fate he had(Bhaiya Rickshaw wale) ,he gets only 10.
Ram jane ,aaj kiska muh dekh kar utha tha".
Our Hero is in no mood to listen any arguments.