Is being Lunatic a crime?

An excerpt from THE Transcript:


ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?

ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega

Someone: No

ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)

ME: do u have ears?

ME: do u have white fone?

ME: den u have ear-white-fone

ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone

ME: eureka !!!

ME now i will increase India GDP rate.

(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)


ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working

Someone: u r mad

Someone: dat is wat i can say




Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”

Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)

Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You


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