Revered Readers,
Apropos, Insanity is contagious ( Is being Lunatic a crime?) . So, if you are seeking of redemption for sins, this is the only sane place in this world. So, free your mind from all the (d)evils and relax. Tie your seatbelts and listen to any soothing music while reading.
I expect this excursion to be pleasant and surreal in nature. Of course, I will be true to myself in this excursion. “And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”-- I expect at least this cliché to be true.
“Jack, You haven’t properly knot your tie.
How does it matter? They won’t even notice me, forgot my tie.
No matter, but a tie should always be knot properly.”
Hi, namaskar, walekum-as-salaam…. So, now we have been introduced to each other, let’s move on…
Well, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. Ok, you don’t believe me but then I don’t want you to believe me either. So it doesn’t matter. I believe future and past are tied in a circle. Neatly, elegantly and precisely. I may seem a simpleton to your uninitiated eyes, but that’s only to your eyes. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Ipso facto, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. I guess, asinine logics have their own beauty.
You have to have a firm belief in yourself. Otherwise, sooner or later you will realise the excruciating pain your own flesh has been put through. You want to devour his gift to you- Life, vital air and all other things sans anxiety, jealousy, hate , rage and for extremist mortality too. But then, carte blanche offers you more than freedom-wanted or unwanted.
You may want to censure him for unwanted but in the end it is you who have to solve this riddle or you will find yourself in a most awkward predicament. You don’t want any situation to force you to live a sedentary life. It was a pure joy to watch a baby taking his first step. So, difficult situations provide you an opportunity to show every facet of your personality.
Today I feel like an inborn-optimist.
P.S- This is the first post of “Contemplation”. Hopefully, this will be the last one.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Is being Lunatic a crime?
An excerpt from THE Transcript:
ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?
ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega
Someone: No
ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)
ME: do u have ears?
ME: do u have white fone?
ME: den u have ear-white-fone
ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone
ME: eureka !!!
ME now i will increase India GDP rate.
(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)
ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working
Someone: u r mad
Someone: dat is wat i can say
Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”
Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)
Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You
Song of the moment: Jeevan ki ghadi chuti ( Ek chalis ki last local)
ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?
ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega
Someone: No
ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)
ME: do u have ears?
ME: do u have white fone?
ME: den u have ear-white-fone
ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone
ME: eureka !!!
ME now i will increase India GDP rate.
(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)
ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working
Someone: u r mad
Someone: dat is wat i can say
Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”
Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)
Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You
Song of the moment: Jeevan ki ghadi chuti ( Ek chalis ki last local)
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