Friday, March 18, 2011
Touche Darling
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Data,Application...Oops,System error!!!
It was a bright sunny morning. A cup of tea, meeting brothers and sisters (read newspaper) in the morning is the best start the "data" can have. What else I can want from life, thought "data". I mean "groups of information that represent the qualitative or quantitative attributes of a variable or set of variable”. Information is power. So, I’m the power. Little did he know how his ego was going to be tarnished?
Was it a bright sunny morning?
"Application"-the silent assassin was climbing up to his abode. I seek no harm to "data”, but I’m going to make use of him. After all, I’m just "a program designed to perform a specific function directly for the user or, in some cases, for another application program”. And I have made "data" famous also. Who was going to look after thousand of data (I should remind you, he is Plural."Datum" is the singular of him.) ,if I haven't made good use of it? I have created so many instances of mine to help in storing, analyzing it. I agree ,"Data Structure" and Algorithms has also stored data and used it respectively in the best possible way, but didn't I used both of them for the benefit of system-kind? Data structures only describe what is to be processed; algorithms specify what processes are to be carried out on the data, whereas I'm both.
I warned you, it was a bright sunny morning.
At one Corner, Someone in the dark was standing and smiling. Suddenly, he came in front of both "data" and "application”. Both "Data" and "application" greeted him. It wasn't fear that made them do that, it was respect, love, cohesiveness. Who was he? He was “System”. “System” -that consists of hardware components that have been carefully chosen so that they work well together and software components or programs that run in the computer. “System” looked at them and told them calmly. We all are family. Let me explain you guys something about System architecture. Then you will realize how we all are important at our place.
Okie Dokie. Both said in unison.
System Architecture is a way to understand the structure and behaviour of a particular system. It helps in designing and managing the IT system and IT needs of an organisation.
There are three types of system architecture. Single tier,Two tier and multi tier
In Single tier system architecture data and application are logically separated from each other.For example: Doc files-The aboriginals. They will have data. MsOffice- One of the aboriginals. It is an application. They both reside in a system i.e age old Desktop or the slim laptops.
Slim Laptop- the beauty, sighed “application”.”System” gave him a meaningful look.
Now, I should go telling you about two tier system.
In a Two tier system, which is client-server architecture, there is a server that stores the data and the clients attached to the server have applications in each individual system. Each client can access the data from the server and client and servers are connected using the TCP/IP protocol. It has an advantage of not placing burden to the server when we have hundreds of users.
We are going someplace-“Data” smiled.
Now the third one-Multi tier system.: In this system application is partitioned, business logic is kept centrally so that changes to business logic can be done at one location and presentation logic is kept locally so that data transfer over network is minimized.
Websites follow this type of architecture. Insecure to an extent but less expensive this system is. It has a web server and all the systems on the network access the data through web browser .It really adds to mobility, and there is no for the specialist software at each client location. But one must have a web connection in order to access the data.
Wow!!! Exclaimed “data” and “application” together.
It’s the cohesiveness that works. We alone can exist but together we are invincible-preached “system”.
All three went for their work. It was a bright sunny morning
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Monday, April 21, 2008
Maladies of being a Malcontent
Here this time i'm in mood of giving some GYAN..if this can be transferred from someone to anyone..I personally believe no one can teach you..everything is inside you.you have to explore yourself .Nevertheless,one can feel a little worthy by giving some GYAN.
So,i'm going to tell you something about word-roots.
I will discuss one root here: MAL
Mal means bad..
Malign: Spraying bad words for you.
Synonyms:Slander/Solacious/Bad Mouth
Malfunction: Bad(mal) functioning
Maladroit: Badly Skillful
synonyms: lousy/inept
adroit:skillful
Malstorm:Bad Storm/Vortex
Malady:Illness,Something not good,ailment
Maledict:Wish harm upon; invoke evil upon
Malacious:evil...e.g Malacious Intentions
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Lost
It’s been a long time since I blogged. I don’t know why, but I really feel like lost….
The other day, I was thinking to blog. The stage was set. Characters ready to portray their roles and willing to show whole gamut of emotion.
Title: Dulhan Banoo main teri
Time: after 40 years…say 2048
Subject: I writing a letter to my wife telling about the beautiful journey we have made.
ehhhh….
I started writing.
Hi Biwi,
And, suddenly I was hurricaned by a series of thoughts. All random, having no purpose altogether. I really go blank sometimes.
So, my so-called-dulhan became widow even before her honeymoon. Unfair enough. Then, has life been fair? Someone said that: “Life is like Black guy’s left ass, neither fair nor right”
And I started remembering the blackest guy I have ever seen. Do you infer that I’m racist?
Damn!!!
I will remember the whitest guy I have ever seen.
Now, you started talking about Reverse-Racism?
How can we talk about races without being labeled as “Racist”? Will someone explain me that? Do I need to talk about some anthropomorphic statuesque that can follow Newton laws of motion? Looks like, some organic reactions are twisting my neurons in an irregular-symmetric-maze. By the way, check out sites like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike.com. It’s really funny.
White people like Barrack Obama .If they don’t; they would be tagged as racist. They will have to wear Adidas-Nike-Gap-Gucci t-shirts written all over it:’’ I am racist because I don’t like Obama”. White people also like t-shirts, so I guess there will be no problem.
Suddenly, I started thinking what Indian youth like? Here is the list:
*Discussing Sachin Tendulkar/Cricket(crazy nation)
*Movies
*Ekta-K-kapoor-K-soap-operas( kudos to nincompoops)
*Gymm-ing
*Sameera Reddy / John Abraham
*Barista or Café Coffee Day or Mcdonalds (in reverse order)
*Switching Jobs.
*Having (No) girlfriend/Boyfriend.
*Roadies. They all want to be on next Roadies. The coolest thing for dumb
(l)asses.
*Infrastructure challenges ( Intellectual feel)
*Going to US of A.
*Telling how they feel about politics…
*Nirvana
*Vodka with Pink Floyd (Five-point-someone-mania)
*Breakups
*Pig’s bladder (condoms!!! LOL…).okay that was PJ.
*PJ’s
*Last but not least, yours truly…. Whole nation is crazy about me. You don’t believe me .See the number of comments I receive…uffffffff…
Now, you can add a lot many things but I’m lost. So you also get lost.
Adios,
Linkinrustle
Thursday, March 13, 2008
The Pursuit of Happyness
As for title, I personally owe to Will Smith. You may not know him but I guess then you truly deserve not knowing him either. Try googling. Purists may object my spelling prowess but happiness lies within you. So HappYness.
I just finished reading “Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less” by Jeffrey Archer. Reading Novels in a perfect rapture is bliss. But sometimes, you are forced to think why manipulation either of characters or end, is really necessary? Why good guys always win? Why bad guys are supposed to lose? Does ante-mortem sentimentalities of the novel really hurts author so much that he gives us much-needed-relief? Why Michael Corolene always succeeded in his vendetta? Why Howard Roark went till horizon to force his thoughts on the ever-opposing-society? Why society has to be depicted as ever-opposing? Why geniuses always have to be held in contempt for a considerable time-span of their lifetime? These questions really haunt me sometimes. May be, I want a much-needed-break from these classics and shift myself to books like “Name of the author” by “title of a book”. I guess that will be a great fun.
Seriously, I want to write more but I don’t want my creativity to seep away. I don’t want the muse to left me alone. I want to be me, not some braggart exploiting the blog world.
Here I leave you with YOU (in pursuit of your happiness).
Adios,
linkinrustle
Monday, February 11, 2008
Contemplation
Apropos, Insanity is contagious ( Is being Lunatic a crime?) . So, if you are seeking of redemption for sins, this is the only sane place in this world. So, free your mind from all the (d)evils and relax. Tie your seatbelts and listen to any soothing music while reading.
I expect this excursion to be pleasant and surreal in nature. Of course, I will be true to myself in this excursion. “And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”-- I expect at least this clichĂ© to be true.
“Jack, You haven’t properly knot your tie.
How does it matter? They won’t even notice me, forgot my tie.
No matter, but a tie should always be knot properly.”
Hi, namaskar, walekum-as-salaam…. So, now we have been introduced to each other, let’s move on…
Well, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. Ok, you don’t believe me but then I don’t want you to believe me either. So it doesn’t matter. I believe future and past are tied in a circle. Neatly, elegantly and precisely. I may seem a simpleton to your uninitiated eyes, but that’s only to your eyes. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Ipso facto, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. I guess, asinine logics have their own beauty.
You have to have a firm belief in yourself. Otherwise, sooner or later you will realise the excruciating pain your own flesh has been put through. You want to devour his gift to you- Life, vital air and all other things sans anxiety, jealousy, hate , rage and for extremist mortality too. But then, carte blanche offers you more than freedom-wanted or unwanted.
You may want to censure him for unwanted but in the end it is you who have to solve this riddle or you will find yourself in a most awkward predicament. You don’t want any situation to force you to live a sedentary life. It was a pure joy to watch a baby taking his first step. So, difficult situations provide you an opportunity to show every facet of your personality.
Today I feel like an inborn-optimist.
P.S- This is the first post of “Contemplation”. Hopefully, this will be the last one.