Hi readers,
Here this time i'm in mood of giving some GYAN..if this can be transferred from someone to anyone..I personally believe no one can teach you..everything is inside you.you have to explore yourself .Nevertheless,one can feel a little worthy by giving some GYAN.
So,i'm going to tell you something about word-roots.
I will discuss one root here: MAL
Mal means bad..
Malign: Spraying bad words for you.
Synonyms:Slander/Solacious/Bad Mouth
Malfunction: Bad(mal) functioning
Maladroit: Badly Skillful
synonyms: lousy/inept
adroit:skillful
Malstorm:Bad Storm/Vortex
Malady:Illness,Something not good,ailment
Maledict:Wish harm upon; invoke evil upon
Malacious:evil...e.g Malacious Intentions
Monday, April 21, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Lost
Damn!! I’m lost.
It’s been a long time since I blogged. I don’t know why, but I really feel like lost….
The other day, I was thinking to blog. The stage was set. Characters ready to portray their roles and willing to show whole gamut of emotion.
Title: Dulhan Banoo main teri
Time: after 40 years…say 2048
Subject: I writing a letter to my wife telling about the beautiful journey we have made.
ehhhh….
I started writing.
Hi Biwi,
And, suddenly I was hurricaned by a series of thoughts. All random, having no purpose altogether. I really go blank sometimes.
So, my so-called-dulhan became widow even before her honeymoon. Unfair enough. Then, has life been fair? Someone said that: “Life is like Black guy’s left ass, neither fair nor right”
And I started remembering the blackest guy I have ever seen. Do you infer that I’m racist?
Damn!!!
I will remember the whitest guy I have ever seen.
Now, you started talking about Reverse-Racism?
How can we talk about races without being labeled as “Racist”? Will someone explain me that? Do I need to talk about some anthropomorphic statuesque that can follow Newton laws of motion? Looks like, some organic reactions are twisting my neurons in an irregular-symmetric-maze. By the way, check out sites like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike.com. It’s really funny.
White people like Barrack Obama .If they don’t; they would be tagged as racist. They will have to wear Adidas-Nike-Gap-Gucci t-shirts written all over it:’’ I am racist because I don’t like Obama”. White people also like t-shirts, so I guess there will be no problem.
Suddenly, I started thinking what Indian youth like? Here is the list:
*Discussing Sachin Tendulkar/Cricket(crazy nation)
*Movies
*Ekta-K-kapoor-K-soap-operas( kudos to nincompoops)
*Gymm-ing
*Sameera Reddy / John Abraham
*Barista or Café Coffee Day or Mcdonalds (in reverse order)
*Switching Jobs.
*Having (No) girlfriend/Boyfriend.
*Roadies. They all want to be on next Roadies. The coolest thing for dumb
(l)asses.
*Infrastructure challenges ( Intellectual feel)
*Going to US of A.
*Telling how they feel about politics…
*Nirvana
*Vodka with Pink Floyd (Five-point-someone-mania)
*Breakups
*Pig’s bladder (condoms!!! LOL…).okay that was PJ.
*PJ’s
*Last but not least, yours truly…. Whole nation is crazy about me. You don’t believe me .See the number of comments I receive…uffffffff…
Now, you can add a lot many things but I’m lost. So you also get lost.
Adios,
Linkinrustle
It’s been a long time since I blogged. I don’t know why, but I really feel like lost….
The other day, I was thinking to blog. The stage was set. Characters ready to portray their roles and willing to show whole gamut of emotion.
Title: Dulhan Banoo main teri
Time: after 40 years…say 2048
Subject: I writing a letter to my wife telling about the beautiful journey we have made.
ehhhh….
I started writing.
Hi Biwi,
And, suddenly I was hurricaned by a series of thoughts. All random, having no purpose altogether. I really go blank sometimes.
So, my so-called-dulhan became widow even before her honeymoon. Unfair enough. Then, has life been fair? Someone said that: “Life is like Black guy’s left ass, neither fair nor right”
And I started remembering the blackest guy I have ever seen. Do you infer that I’m racist?
Damn!!!
I will remember the whitest guy I have ever seen.
Now, you started talking about Reverse-Racism?
How can we talk about races without being labeled as “Racist”? Will someone explain me that? Do I need to talk about some anthropomorphic statuesque that can follow Newton laws of motion? Looks like, some organic reactions are twisting my neurons in an irregular-symmetric-maze. By the way, check out sites like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike.com. It’s really funny.
White people like Barrack Obama .If they don’t; they would be tagged as racist. They will have to wear Adidas-Nike-Gap-Gucci t-shirts written all over it:’’ I am racist because I don’t like Obama”. White people also like t-shirts, so I guess there will be no problem.
Suddenly, I started thinking what Indian youth like? Here is the list:
*Discussing Sachin Tendulkar/Cricket(crazy nation)
*Movies
*Ekta-K-kapoor-K-soap-operas( kudos to nincompoops)
*Gymm-ing
*Sameera Reddy / John Abraham
*Barista or Café Coffee Day or Mcdonalds (in reverse order)
*Switching Jobs.
*Having (No) girlfriend/Boyfriend.
*Roadies. They all want to be on next Roadies. The coolest thing for dumb
(l)asses.
*Infrastructure challenges ( Intellectual feel)
*Going to US of A.
*Telling how they feel about politics…
*Nirvana
*Vodka with Pink Floyd (Five-point-someone-mania)
*Breakups
*Pig’s bladder (condoms!!! LOL…).okay that was PJ.
*PJ’s
*Last but not least, yours truly…. Whole nation is crazy about me. You don’t believe me .See the number of comments I receive…uffffffff…
Now, you can add a lot many things but I’m lost. So you also get lost.
Adios,
Linkinrustle
Thursday, March 13, 2008
The Pursuit of Happyness
August Readers,
As for title, I personally owe to Will Smith. You may not know him but I guess then you truly deserve not knowing him either. Try googling. Purists may object my spelling prowess but happiness lies within you. So HappYness.
I just finished reading “Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less” by Jeffrey Archer. Reading Novels in a perfect rapture is bliss. But sometimes, you are forced to think why manipulation either of characters or end, is really necessary? Why good guys always win? Why bad guys are supposed to lose? Does ante-mortem sentimentalities of the novel really hurts author so much that he gives us much-needed-relief? Why Michael Corolene always succeeded in his vendetta? Why Howard Roark went till horizon to force his thoughts on the ever-opposing-society? Why society has to be depicted as ever-opposing? Why geniuses always have to be held in contempt for a considerable time-span of their lifetime? These questions really haunt me sometimes. May be, I want a much-needed-break from these classics and shift myself to books like “Name of the author” by “title of a book”. I guess that will be a great fun.
Seriously, I want to write more but I don’t want my creativity to seep away. I don’t want the muse to left me alone. I want to be me, not some braggart exploiting the blog world.
Here I leave you with YOU (in pursuit of your happiness).
Adios,
linkinrustle
As for title, I personally owe to Will Smith. You may not know him but I guess then you truly deserve not knowing him either. Try googling. Purists may object my spelling prowess but happiness lies within you. So HappYness.
I just finished reading “Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less” by Jeffrey Archer. Reading Novels in a perfect rapture is bliss. But sometimes, you are forced to think why manipulation either of characters or end, is really necessary? Why good guys always win? Why bad guys are supposed to lose? Does ante-mortem sentimentalities of the novel really hurts author so much that he gives us much-needed-relief? Why Michael Corolene always succeeded in his vendetta? Why Howard Roark went till horizon to force his thoughts on the ever-opposing-society? Why society has to be depicted as ever-opposing? Why geniuses always have to be held in contempt for a considerable time-span of their lifetime? These questions really haunt me sometimes. May be, I want a much-needed-break from these classics and shift myself to books like “Name of the author” by “title of a book”. I guess that will be a great fun.
Seriously, I want to write more but I don’t want my creativity to seep away. I don’t want the muse to left me alone. I want to be me, not some braggart exploiting the blog world.
Here I leave you with YOU (in pursuit of your happiness).
Adios,
linkinrustle
Monday, February 11, 2008
Contemplation
Revered Readers,
Apropos, Insanity is contagious ( Is being Lunatic a crime?) . So, if you are seeking of redemption for sins, this is the only sane place in this world. So, free your mind from all the (d)evils and relax. Tie your seatbelts and listen to any soothing music while reading.
I expect this excursion to be pleasant and surreal in nature. Of course, I will be true to myself in this excursion. “And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”-- I expect at least this cliché to be true.
“Jack, You haven’t properly knot your tie.
How does it matter? They won’t even notice me, forgot my tie.
No matter, but a tie should always be knot properly.”
Hi, namaskar, walekum-as-salaam…. So, now we have been introduced to each other, let’s move on…
Well, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. Ok, you don’t believe me but then I don’t want you to believe me either. So it doesn’t matter. I believe future and past are tied in a circle. Neatly, elegantly and precisely. I may seem a simpleton to your uninitiated eyes, but that’s only to your eyes. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Ipso facto, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. I guess, asinine logics have their own beauty.
You have to have a firm belief in yourself. Otherwise, sooner or later you will realise the excruciating pain your own flesh has been put through. You want to devour his gift to you- Life, vital air and all other things sans anxiety, jealousy, hate , rage and for extremist mortality too. But then, carte blanche offers you more than freedom-wanted or unwanted.
You may want to censure him for unwanted but in the end it is you who have to solve this riddle or you will find yourself in a most awkward predicament. You don’t want any situation to force you to live a sedentary life. It was a pure joy to watch a baby taking his first step. So, difficult situations provide you an opportunity to show every facet of your personality.
Today I feel like an inborn-optimist.
P.S- This is the first post of “Contemplation”. Hopefully, this will be the last one.
Apropos, Insanity is contagious ( Is being Lunatic a crime?) . So, if you are seeking of redemption for sins, this is the only sane place in this world. So, free your mind from all the (d)evils and relax. Tie your seatbelts and listen to any soothing music while reading.
I expect this excursion to be pleasant and surreal in nature. Of course, I will be true to myself in this excursion. “And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.”-- I expect at least this cliché to be true.
“Jack, You haven’t properly knot your tie.
How does it matter? They won’t even notice me, forgot my tie.
No matter, but a tie should always be knot properly.”
Hi, namaskar, walekum-as-salaam…. So, now we have been introduced to each other, let’s move on…
Well, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. Ok, you don’t believe me but then I don’t want you to believe me either. So it doesn’t matter. I believe future and past are tied in a circle. Neatly, elegantly and precisely. I may seem a simpleton to your uninitiated eyes, but that’s only to your eyes. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Ipso facto, I’m a soi distant person with avant garde looks. I guess, asinine logics have their own beauty.
You have to have a firm belief in yourself. Otherwise, sooner or later you will realise the excruciating pain your own flesh has been put through. You want to devour his gift to you- Life, vital air and all other things sans anxiety, jealousy, hate , rage and for extremist mortality too. But then, carte blanche offers you more than freedom-wanted or unwanted.
You may want to censure him for unwanted but in the end it is you who have to solve this riddle or you will find yourself in a most awkward predicament. You don’t want any situation to force you to live a sedentary life. It was a pure joy to watch a baby taking his first step. So, difficult situations provide you an opportunity to show every facet of your personality.
Today I feel like an inborn-optimist.
P.S- This is the first post of “Contemplation”. Hopefully, this will be the last one.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Is being Lunatic a crime?
An excerpt from THE Transcript:
ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?
ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega
Someone: No
ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)
ME: do u have ears?
ME: do u have white fone?
ME: den u have ear-white-fone
ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone
ME: eureka !!!
ME now i will increase India GDP rate.
(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)
ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working
Someone: u r mad
Someone: dat is wat i can say
Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”
Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)
Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You
Song of the moment: Jeevan ki ghadi chuti ( Ek chalis ki last local)
ME: yaar, do u have ear phones?
ME: bata jaldi nahi to earth quake aa jayega
Someone: No
ME: u using it? (people can use things even if they don’t have)
ME: do u have ears?
ME: do u have white fone?
ME: den u have ear-white-fone
ME: see, i invented ear-white-fone
ME: eureka !!!
ME now i will increase India GDP rate.
(How dude ?
It’s very simple and no any asinine logic is working behind it. Pure Brute force algorithm. First of all, I will sell white Phones(the regular MTNL Phones). No,I wont sell ears..i have mine..u have yours.. my ears are working fine. The one not working fine is not ears.. Then I will advertise aggressively…Music for your ears..Music Dating Rules. ..and May be I will name it “Moto Fuckrs”(the white fones)...Then baby, there will be a central database..u know(arrogance)…with some page ranking algorithm making it efficient.You will dial some arbitrary TOLL free number and here comes the song….”Ek chumma de d rajaji,ban jayee jhatra…or something like o chintuwaa ke didi,tani pyaar kare de…or o lal duppate waali jara naam to bata…..)
ME: now, my so called humorous adventure is goin to take a pregnant
pause.
so happy working
Someone: u r mad
Someone: dat is wat i can say
Now, Expect this. No value for creativity..zippo,zilch,nada..Afterall , it is mighty IT world. You must be a dumb (l)ass, if u expect HR People not personally handing you a lovely bouquet and a pristine greeting card written “Thanks for your tenure at XXX. We will make sure no such simpleton clown ever make to this organization.”
Ok, I am exaggerating, but I get a much better response. See/Watch/Observe/Look(do whatever your want)
Under Section 4 sub section 12 Under the heading Sametime , sub heading office hours paragrafh 10 line number 5 6 7 of the Central Policy Database XXX. It is a degree 4 non compliance to use Sametime announcements for promotional activities. The non compliance of such degree invite not only the wrath of the XXX management but also makes one elligible for high order trials and to punishments like banishing him/her from recreational activities like pool and TT, restricting his/her access to news and views, and eventually making him dowload files from the Mainframe and updating excel sheets. If the convict is still found to be persisting with his degraded activities his service Bond will be extended by a year.. Thank You
Song of the moment: Jeevan ki ghadi chuti ( Ek chalis ki last local)
Monday, January 21, 2008
My Dating Sojourn
Phew!!!!Am i tired??C'mmon ,This is going to be my first affair with blog world...not at all ..bingo!!!
so start reading..ok,just a second..first diclaimer-cum-acknowledgement:it has to be there/here ): no pun intended.
Prologue:
ohh my god!!why i want to put all the things in my 1st post !!!
"This blog contains facts of my life@others (which include mavericklad,shichi,raqib,pizzagurl,manp,inny,waby,babli and many other countables).These all helped me in this watershed event..whenver i feel like pulling someone's leg,they provided theirs..with great faith in me(in my ability). Although,they are equally good at pulling legs..it's only that i do not provide them mine. enuff,BC (what !! blog crapping..jesus..)
What should i write in Disclaimer part..think of ur own..see,how interactive i'm..giving a chance to level the playing field...prospective manager."
Lets start (dating sojourn*) in chronological reverse order:
Sojourn 1:
Time: Boy,i'm goin to date somebody.Do i need to remember T.I.M.E ?
Place: Chalo dildaar chale,chaand ke paar chale...
Date: chhhhh...I'm on date.
Starring: linkinrustle -The Eros ,The Cupid stupid or the stupid Cupid...former or later,we will make it clear together in this romantic-and they lived happily thereafter-movie.
Introducing:piny -The Aphrodite,The Venus.
Our hero is on a rick-shaw.
Intentionally,i censored the scene where our hero negotiates with rick-shaw wale bhaiya(one among all bhaiyaaazzzzzz) that he will pay 10 rupees not 15.After,10 minutes of brotherly talk,with mutual consent,hero will pay only 10 rs/-
Hero: Bhaiya,jaldi chalao..late ho raha hoon..nahi time pe pahuncha to bhag jaayegi...
Bhaiya(rick-shaw puller):itni tej to chala raha hoon,ab kya thokar maar doon aapke 10 rs ke liye...
Hero: are bhaiya,15 le lena...ab to jaldi chalao.
Atlast,i reached my destination.
"i shuold give him 10 only"
and the fate he had(Bhaiya Rickshaw wale) ,he gets only 10.
Ram jane ,aaj kiska muh dekh kar utha tha".
Our Hero is in no mood to listen any arguments.
so start reading..ok,just a second..first diclaimer-cum-acknowledgement:it has to be there/here ): no pun intended.
Prologue:
ohh my god!!why i want to put all the things in my 1st post !!!
"This blog contains facts of my life@others (which include mavericklad,shichi,raqib,pizzagurl,manp,inny,waby,babli and many other countables).These all helped me in this watershed event..whenver i feel like pulling someone's leg,they provided theirs..with great faith in me(in my ability). Although,they are equally good at pulling legs..it's only that i do not provide them mine. enuff,BC (what !! blog crapping..jesus..)
What should i write in Disclaimer part..think of ur own..see,how interactive i'm..giving a chance to level the playing field...prospective manager."
Lets start (dating sojourn*) in chronological reverse order:
Sojourn 1:
Time: Boy,i'm goin to date somebody.Do i need to remember T.I.M.E ?
Place: Chalo dildaar chale,chaand ke paar chale...
Date: chhhhh...I'm on date.
Starring: linkinrustle -The Eros ,The Cupid stupid or the stupid Cupid...former or later,we will make it clear together in this romantic-and they lived happily thereafter-movie.
Introducing:piny -The Aphrodite,The Venus.
Our hero is on a rick-shaw.
Intentionally,i censored the scene where our hero negotiates with rick-shaw wale bhaiya(one among all bhaiyaaazzzzzz) that he will pay 10 rupees not 15.After,10 minutes of brotherly talk,with mutual consent,hero will pay only 10 rs/-
Hero: Bhaiya,jaldi chalao..late ho raha hoon..nahi time pe pahuncha to bhag jaayegi...
Bhaiya(rick-shaw puller):itni tej to chala raha hoon,ab kya thokar maar doon aapke 10 rs ke liye...
Hero: are bhaiya,15 le lena...ab to jaldi chalao.
Atlast,i reached my destination.
"i shuold give him 10 only"
and the fate he had(Bhaiya Rickshaw wale) ,he gets only 10.
Ram jane ,aaj kiska muh dekh kar utha tha".
Our Hero is in no mood to listen any arguments.
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